“Hello Chainsaw”

Yet another (probably Photoshopped) strange Hello Kitty object. Amusing, but I really prefer the assault rifle. (Yeah, I’m getting to this a couple months late, I’m catching up on old posts.) Most amusing comment: That’s what I’m talkin’ about. Just because a girl wants to kill zombies in a gruesome, effective manner doesn’t mean she …

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“Domino’s: Why We Reinvented Our Pizza — and Then Promoted How Crappy It Used to Be.”

I haven’t seen the new ads that this piece mentions,* but I can attest to the (lack of) quality of Domino’s Pizza in the Newport News, Virginia, area in the eighties. We called it “cheese on cardboard,” and it lived up to the name. I’ll have to try the new recipe and see just how …

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“Software Discovery is Broken”

How do you find good software? Industry veteran John Dvorak (no relation to the keyboard layout of the same name 😉 ) says you can’t, barring personal recommendations from other users. There are too many scammers out there. I’m sorry to say that I have to agree. I haven’t gone looking for much software by …

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“How to Teach Yourself Programming”

Tongue-in-cheek, but all too true. Sure, you can learn the syntax of a programming language in twenty-one days, but not how to write readable, maintainable code that isn’t riddled with bugs. That takes experience. It took me the better part of fifteen years to get to a decent level, and it was only in the …

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