GoddessJ enjoys playing The Sims, more than anyone else I know. She’ll spend days creating houses and building up her characters so that they can afford them. But when she heard that 20th Century Fox has purchased the movie rights to The Sims, she was less than impressed. “Pong: The Movie can’t be far behind,” she remarked caustically.

Come on, guys. Doom: The Movie was utter crap, and Doom the computer game had at least three sentences of plot to it — which is three more than The Sims can boast. Please, just don’t do it.