SpamBayes marked this one “unsure” (only 87% probability of being spam) so I looked at it to make certain. Then I decided to give my tongue-in-cheek “answer” to it here:

To: (someone else’s e-mail address at my ISP)
From: jeanette (random nonsense e-mail address)
Subject: hi from jeanette

I would never have guessed.

Hi
It`s jeanette again.

Um, I kind of got that impression in the “from” and “subject” lines. Do you work for the Department of Redundancy Department?

Will you ever contact me?

The answer lies somewhere between “no” and “hell no.”

I made those nude pictures especially for you

Especially for me, eh? Hm, curious that you couldn’t even get my e-mail address right.

and I wont write to you again!

I should be so fortunate.

If you wanna see them just drop me a line at (completely different e-mail address)

Thanks, but I think I’ll pass.

What kind of complete drooling moron would actually reply to this kind of message?

Um… on second thought, I retract the question. I don’t think I really want to know the answer. 😉