Someone actually purchased the movie rights to John Dies At The End.

In case you hadn’t run across it yet, John Dies At The End (JDatE) is a “ridiculous horror novel” from David Wong, the mind that brought you the Pointless Waste of Time website (and is now an editor at Cracked Magazine).

Un-frickin’-believable. To quote the announcement:

So there it is, kids. No matter how incredibly retarded your dream is, it can still come true.