Today in the “technology for the completely clueless” department: a pair of shirts that show you (and everyone around you) how close you are to your paramour. Literally.
This is good for about five minutes of conversation, then it’s just tacky… tacky, tacky.
Almost as bad as the pink iPod.
Worse, I think.
Well, yeah, at least you can hide the pink Nano in one’s pocket.