“Roswell plans UFO theme park”…

…which just goes to show that you can turn anything mildly interesting into a cash cow.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to believe that Earth has been visited by extraterrestrial intelligences in the recent past, and I like a good conspiracy theory as much as anyone. But the preponderance of evidence suggests that this one is nothing but wishful thinking, and I refuse to believe something solely because I want to believe it. That way lies madness.