“Bad Morning”
My mother sent me an e-mail recently. Yes, it’s a joke, but it’s humorous enough that I decided to post it here:
I rear-ended a car this morning.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said “I am NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one ARE you?”
That’s how the fight started…