The All-Jump-Off-&-Push Railroad

I was very amused to see this story today, about a train in India that stopped on a short unpowered section of track and the passengers had to get out and push to get it started again. It reminded me of my mother’s stories of the AJO&P Railroad of her youth.

The acronym stood for Alton, Jerseyville, and two other towns (the names of which I can never recall, I’ll have to ask her what they were again — looking at a map, it might have been Otterville and Piasa) in southern Illinois, the major destinations of the small local railroad company. The way she tells it, due to an unfortunate combination of too-steeply graded tracks and too-weak engines, there were a couple areas where the passengers were routinely expected to get out and either walk alongside the train or actively help it along. Thus the nickname, the All-Jump-Off-&-Push Railroad. I believe the topic originally came up when we were playing a family game of Monopoly, with the B&O Railroad, which we had renamed (in true childhood fashion) the Body Odor Railroad.

No particular reason for this entry, other than the random association with an amusing topic.

UPDATE: My mother says that this is completely new to her, so either one of us is hallucinating, I’ve dropped into an alternate reality, or I’m misremembering the source… maybe it was my Aunt Sharron? Mom agrees that the P would have been Piasa, and that the O was probably Otterville, though.

“Spaniard Buys Flat Complete With Mummy”

When I first saw the above title today, I thought it had something to do with a former owner who had an Egyptian fetish. When I read the story, I discovered that I was mistaken: he’d bought a “flat” (apartment? condominium? something like that), sight-unseen, and when he arrived to look over his new property, discovered the former owner sitting on the sofa inside… where she’s been since 2001.

If you tried to put that in a novel, you’d be laughed out of the business for having too much imagination.

The Great Pop Vs. Soda Debate

As a child, my family moved quite a bit. One of the strangest things I noticed was what people called a carbonated beverage in different places. In many of the places I’ve lived, it’s a soda; in some, it’s a pop. My sister was once mortified when, just after one of our many moves, she went on a date to the local ice cream and soda joint near our new home and her date ordered “sodey pops” for them.

Apparently I’m not the only one who’s been baffled by this sort of thing. Someone has actually set up a site devoted to the pop-vs-soda question.

The Internet is a wonderful place for finding useless information.

“Will the feds phase out traditional lightbulbs?”

In a bid to save money on electrical bills, we’ve been switching all of the commonly-used lights in our house to compact florescent (CF) bulbs. We started about a year ago, and just finished yesterday, after I discovered a kind of 60W-equivalent CF bulb I hadn’t seen before that is no taller than a standard light bulb and can fit some lamps that no other CF bulb has before.

When I first read this article, it sounded like a good idea. But when I started doing research for this blog entry, I ran across a lot of information on CF bulbs that I hadn’t known before that lead me to believe that CF might just not be ready, at least for most people. Lots of reports of bulbs that burn out prematurely, ones that fry their electronics and get dangerously hot and start to smoke, and the like. And the initial purchase is more expensive, though if such bulbs work as they’re supposed to, they’ll save far more than they cost in the long run.

I’m just wondering whether mandating the switch from an older but proven technology, to one that’s newer but still has teething pains, is a good idea. On the plus side, it will bring the problems to light a lot faster (no pun intended).

We’ll see.

What’s In a Name?

I was just reading this article about two fairly-new TV-over-Internet startups, when my mind stumbled over this paragraph and fell flat on it’s face:

The company is eschewing the vogue for user-generated novelty and signing up real talent. The latest name to be revealed is movie director Spike Lee, who will make an exclusive video called Jesus Children of America for Babelgum.

Jesus Children of America?

‘Nuf said.