From the you’ve-got-to-be-joking division, by way of Boing Boing, comes this story of a man who’s had three amputations (both arms and a leg) and still out-drives police in car chases.
Yes, as in more than one of them.
I triple-checked my calendar, and we’re nowhere near April Fool’s Day.
I guess he had to take the police down a peg.
Don’ worry abou’ ‘im, officer. ‘E’s ‘armless. 😉
HG, that joke is lame…
Even before they caught him, he was dis-armed and de-feet-ed. 😉
Perhaps, but it took so long to catch him because he was limb-er.