One of the stranger stories I’ve read recently. (I’m just glad it didn’t rain.) 😉
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I note the wedding was in Times Square. Since Flushing, Queens is also in NYC, maybe the bride is from there?
And, being in New York, I’m sure there were several homeless people attending the wedding too. You know… floaters. 😉
(Okay, this thread is quickly sinking to gutter-levels.)
On Macy’s day there’s a lot of… floaters in NYC. This kind of floater gives the saying “raining on their parade” a whole new meaning though.
This conversation is quickly vanishing down the toilet, so I’m heading for the exit while I still can. 🙂
Why stop? This thread is on a roll!
Because it stinks. 🙂
Stinks? You’ve been having too much pot.
I never touch the stuff. But I can’t see any way to continue this thread in good taste… maybe I’ll switch to one of those old eighties computers, so that I don’t corrupt this one’s morals. A Commode-Door 64 would fit right in. 😉
You mostly find C=64’s in the dump nowadays, this is giving Pee-Cees a whole new meaning.
I see this thread is plumbing the depths of muck. Put a lid on it!
That would be relieving, wouldn’t it. I won’t give it a rest (room) though.
I mean it: can it. It tanked a long time ago, I don’t think it could sink much lower.
Getting the runs? You’ll never rear-end this thread!
You’re flying by the seat of your pants, and you’re starting to crack.
You haven’t bowled me over, make me give up after I decided to take the plunge?
I don’t know about taking the plunge, but you’re certainly circling the drain. 😉
Pipe down! You won’t make me say “au reservoir”!
I think you’re tapped out.
(With friends like you, who needs foe-cets?)
You think you’re such a whizz at pun threads, well, in this one u’r-in-e for it!
Ha — I’m a-head of you already. You’re just full of piss and vinegar. You might as well give up, you’re writing nothing but crap now anyway.
I fart in your general direction!
“And wave my private parts at your aunties!” Throw in the towel friend, you’re out-classed.
I’m not terry-fied by your towel remark, of course, this thread does need its mouth washed out with soap…
And out-gunned. Not to mention out-housed.
Out-gunned? That’s bul$let.. You’ve got that back-wards, John.
(Sorry for not getting back, computer trouble. Lost my crypto keys again too, after the remodeling something happened to half my backup disks; I hope the workers didn’t grab ’em. They’ll probably be puzzled by the Linux distros, my crypto keys though are missing. I suppose they were hoping on snagging warez or something else illegal.
(Funny, for someone who hates the *AA, I don’t do illegal activity of that nature anymore; I hate them for inconveniencing paying customers; the only thing their DRM activities do, also for persecuting children and getting college students expelled via harassment, and encouraging computer software makers to mangle operating systems. Half of Vista’s problems are simply because the movie and music MAFIAAs think computers shouldn’t be able to do elementary operations like move things around in memory in an efficient and bug-free manner.)
I managed to restore most of my iPod music between a month-old iTunes backup disk, eMusic’s handy ability to redownload stuff for free as long as you subscribe (why does Amazon and iTunes make you pay twice to re-download stuff, especially in the case of iTunes when the system is adaquately DRM’d anyway?) and Copytrans to move stuff back from my iPod into iTunes. (An excellent program, but I shouldn’t need it. Thanks Apple.)
Of course, now that Amazon has all the labels on board, the iTunes store is probably going to be history here for the most part, and I’ll back up my MP3s more conventionally directly from folders, with less and less of my collection DRM’d or at best accessed from a proprietary database only with transfers and backups only from iTunes and special non-free (in both senses) programs. My 3rd generation iPod Nano is nice, and my particular model is fairly priced with the competition, but it would be nice if it were a glorified thumbdrive with earphones. 😉 )
Generate new keys, I’ll get them via a secure channel, as last time.
To keep the thread rolling, a secure back-channel? What about if someone, um, cracks that?
If you drop your keys in the bowl, I’m not fishing them out. 😉
Don’t (toilet)brush to conclusions…
Oh (sham)poo, you’re just no fun. I should have expected that, I know I can always count(er) on you to be a wet towel.
Hence, this thread is the thread of the bridal shower.
If it were, I’d expect it to be a lot cleaner. “(Gr)out, (gr)out, damned spot!” 🙂
This thread doesn’t fit that mold I suppose. Mildew better next time.
I think it’s time to pull the drain-plug on this one. It has finally come to a (shower)head, and there are faucets to it that are just too disturbing to consider.
No, Ivory think this one could flow indefinitely, until we get tiled of it.
Yes, or until we decide to (Bor)ax it. (Which the spam-catcher nearly did — your comment was “in moderation” because it had been so long since the last comment on this one.) It’s (shower) curtains for you, my friend.
“Shower” has already been said in this thread!
I feel like I’ve won… Dial for dollars. 😉
“Shower curtain” hadn’t, so you’d better Irish-Spring into action again. 🙂
I note the wedding was in Times Square. Since Flushing, Queens is also in NYC, maybe the bride is from there?
And, being in New York, I’m sure there were several homeless people attending the wedding too. You know… floaters. 😉
(Okay, this thread is quickly sinking to gutter-levels.)
On Macy’s day there’s a lot of… floaters in NYC. This kind of floater gives the saying “raining on their parade” a whole new meaning though.
This conversation is quickly vanishing down the toilet, so I’m heading for the exit while I still can. 🙂
Why stop? This thread is on a roll!
Because it stinks. 🙂
Stinks? You’ve been having too much pot.
I never touch the stuff. But I can’t see any way to continue this thread in good taste… maybe I’ll switch to one of those old eighties computers, so that I don’t corrupt this one’s morals. A Commode-Door 64 would fit right in. 😉
You mostly find C=64’s in the dump nowadays, this is giving Pee-Cees a whole new meaning.
I see this thread is plumbing the depths of muck. Put a lid on it!
That would be relieving, wouldn’t it. I won’t give it a rest (room) though.
I mean it: can it. It tanked a long time ago, I don’t think it could sink much lower.
Getting the runs? You’ll never rear-end this thread!
You’re flying by the seat of your pants, and you’re starting to crack.
You haven’t bowled me over, make me give up after I decided to take the plunge?
I don’t know about taking the plunge, but you’re certainly circling the drain. 😉
Pipe down! You won’t make me say “au reservoir”!
I think you’re tapped out.
(With friends like you, who needs foe-cets?)
You think you’re such a whizz at pun threads, well, in this one u’r-in-e for it!
Ha — I’m a-head of you already. You’re just full of piss and vinegar. You might as well give up, you’re writing nothing but crap now anyway.
I fart in your general direction!
“And wave my private parts at your aunties!” Throw in the towel friend, you’re out-classed.
I’m not terry-fied by your towel remark, of course, this thread does need its mouth washed out with soap…
And out-gunned. Not to mention out-housed.
Out-gunned? That’s bul$let.. You’ve got that back-wards, John.
(Sorry for not getting back, computer trouble. Lost my crypto keys again too, after the remodeling something happened to half my backup disks; I hope the workers didn’t grab ’em. They’ll probably be puzzled by the Linux distros, my crypto keys though are missing. I suppose they were hoping on snagging warez or something else illegal.
(Funny, for someone who hates the *AA, I don’t do illegal activity of that nature anymore; I hate them for inconveniencing paying customers; the only thing their DRM activities do, also for persecuting children and getting college students expelled via harassment, and encouraging computer software makers to mangle operating systems. Half of Vista’s problems are simply because the movie and music MAFIAAs think computers shouldn’t be able to do elementary operations like move things around in memory in an efficient and bug-free manner.)
I managed to restore most of my iPod music between a month-old iTunes backup disk, eMusic’s handy ability to redownload stuff for free as long as you subscribe (why does Amazon and iTunes make you pay twice to re-download stuff, especially in the case of iTunes when the system is adaquately DRM’d anyway?) and Copytrans to move stuff back from my iPod into iTunes. (An excellent program, but I shouldn’t need it. Thanks Apple.)
Of course, now that Amazon has all the labels on board, the iTunes store is probably going to be history here for the most part, and I’ll back up my MP3s more conventionally directly from folders, with less and less of my collection DRM’d or at best accessed from a proprietary database only with transfers and backups only from iTunes and special non-free (in both senses) programs. My 3rd generation iPod Nano is nice, and my particular model is fairly priced with the competition, but it would be nice if it were a glorified thumbdrive with earphones. 😉 )
Generate new keys, I’ll get them via a secure channel, as last time.
To keep the thread rolling, a secure back-channel? What about if someone, um, cracks that?
If you drop your keys in the bowl, I’m not fishing them out. 😉
Don’t (toilet)brush to conclusions…
Oh (sham)poo, you’re just no fun. I should have expected that, I know I can always count(er) on you to be a wet towel.
Hence, this thread is the thread of the bridal shower.
If it were, I’d expect it to be a lot cleaner. “(Gr)out, (gr)out, damned spot!” 🙂
This thread doesn’t fit that mold I suppose. Mildew better next time.
I think it’s time to pull the drain-plug on this one. It has finally come to a (shower)head, and there are faucets to it that are just too disturbing to consider.
No, Ivory think this one could flow indefinitely, until we get tiled of it.
Yes, or until we decide to (Bor)ax it. (Which the spam-catcher nearly did — your comment was “in moderation” because it had been so long since the last comment on this one.) It’s (shower) curtains for you, my friend.
“Shower” has already been said in this thread!
I feel like I’ve won… Dial for dollars. 😉
“Shower curtain” hadn’t, so you’d better Irish-Spring into action again. 🙂