Rest in Peace, Weekly World News

It is with a sad heart that I read that the Weekly World News is on it’s deathbed. When I worked at the Postal Service, one of my colleagues brought a copy in every week so that people could keep up with the news of how President Clinton (and later Bush the Younger) were getting along with the space aliens.

Frankly, I thought they had it wrong. Clinton is married to a space alien, and Bush just acts like one.