The latest roundup of accidentally-humorous spam messages.
There’s one here with the subject line of “Aniston Likes the Sound of Singing Inmates”. If “Aniston” is the name of the spammer, he (?) had better like it a lot, because this stuff is good for a long stay behind bars. Maybe he can start a chorus… or at least a duet.
There are two with only “Re:” in their subject lines. The contents are funny though: “Your penis will be big enough to hang your clothes to dry.” (Thanks, but it already is.) And “With Penis Enlarge Patch you will be able to scratch your back with your dick.” (How the heck would something that long be enjoyable, for either you or your partner?)
Then there are the two gems. Both have identical text, barring the URLs and the random garbage at the end:
Subject: Big your piano, be a real man Chicks always laugh at me and even guys did in the WC toilets! Well now I smile 🙂 at them because I took megadlk for 6 months and now my disk is much bigger than NATION average piano size . :p
“WC toilets”? What kind of toilet is that? “…my disk is much bigger…”? I’d see a doctor about that, bud. And although I’ve (rarely) heard it referred to as a skin-flute, I have to admit that “piano” is a new one on me. But what’s even funnier is the sender names… the first was “Danial” (he can’t spell his own name?), the second was “Kathy”… if “Kathy” is telling me that she’s a real man now, I don’t think she’s my type. 😉
According to GoddessJ, “Aniston” refers to Jennifer Aniston, a famous actress. Hey, I’m a geek, I don’t follow that kind of thing. 😉
And apparently the spammer who sent the last one read my mockery. I just got another one, in the same format, that tells me to “Get a bigger flute”. The English is a lot better too. Maybe I should start an advisory board for spammers… it’s a win-win situation. I’d get to laugh at their initial attempts, they’d get to improve them to the point that people would just be annoyed at them, instead of annoyed and occasionally amused.