Nice. We used to have an “unwelcome” mat (it said “GO AWAY”), but it wore out. This would be a good replacement.
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I’m not sure if this post warrants a reply…
Perhaps I should shield it from them. Law’d knows you’ll badge-er me until I do.
I’m trying to Marshall up a response, I guess I’ll trial later.
I’m sure-riff that you’ll come up with something. Of courts, I could be wrong.
I’ll try to think of something appeal-ing and Supreme-ly funny.
Remember, the rules are very (di)strict here. If you violat(ion) them, you’ll get slamm(er)ed.
Rules are meant to be (jail)broken, except for the one saying no (jail)cell-phone usage when you’re at the table. For that, violators should be prosecuted. (I think this thread should be incarcerated at this point…)
Nah, this thread is set to become a star attraction. So guard your words, they can be used against you, and that’s bad… it’s almost better to commit suicide by drinking from the prison (poison) cup.
(Yeah, that was a bit of a reach… but that’s okay, I have a long arm.)
I was going to leave this thread alone, but it’d be criminal not to… BTW, did you hear about the Priest who stole money and played jazz piano? Felonious Monk.
No, but a little (jail)bird told me about a senior nun who is a relative of that family that Hollywood titled a movie after a few years back. She’s known as Sister Mary, but since her last promotion, her official title is Holy Mother Focker.
(I’ll be surprised if I’m not solitary here after that one, but I hate to confine myself to boring topics.)
You really should feel guilty about posting that one, confess, or wind up in the penitentiary!
I’d plead innocent by way of insanity, but the legal system has set the bar too high. I guess I’d better put a (striped) cap on it, before I get taken downtown.
You could always say you were insane because you had arrested development, make sure to say po-lice and thank-you to the nice men in the blue uniforms!
Off the cuff, I’d say that’s a great idea. I’ve always wanted to listen to the siren song of insanity. I should really investigate the possibilities.
I’m not sure if this post warrants a reply…
Perhaps I should shield it from them. Law’d knows you’ll badge-er me until I do.
I’m trying to Marshall up a response, I guess I’ll trial later.
I’m sure-riff that you’ll come up with something. Of courts, I could be wrong.
I’ll try to think of something appeal-ing and Supreme-ly funny.
Remember, the rules are very (di)strict here. If you violat(ion) them, you’ll get slamm(er)ed.
Rules are meant to be (jail)broken, except for the one saying no (jail)cell-phone usage when you’re at the table. For that, violators should be prosecuted. (I think this thread should be incarcerated at this point…)
Nah, this thread is set to become a star attraction. So guard your words, they can be used against you, and that’s bad… it’s almost better to commit suicide by drinking from the prison (poison) cup.
(Yeah, that was a bit of a reach… but that’s okay, I have a long arm.)
I was going to leave this thread alone, but it’d be criminal not to… BTW, did you hear about the Priest who stole money and played jazz piano? Felonious Monk.
No, but a little (jail)bird told me about a senior nun who is a relative of that family that Hollywood titled a movie after a few years back. She’s known as Sister Mary, but since her last promotion, her official title is Holy Mother Focker.
(I’ll be surprised if I’m not solitary here after that one, but I hate to confine myself to boring topics.)
You really should feel guilty about posting that one, confess, or wind up in the penitentiary!
I’d plead innocent by way of insanity, but the legal system has set the bar too high. I guess I’d better put a (striped) cap on it, before I get taken downtown.
You could always say you were insane because you had arrested development, make sure to say po-lice and thank-you to the nice men in the blue uniforms!
Off the cuff, I’d say that’s a great idea. I’ve always wanted to listen to the siren song of insanity. I should really investigate the possibilities.