FRENCH GUARD:
Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR:
It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD:
This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR:
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD:
Well, I’ll ask him, but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. Uh, he’s already got one, you see.
ARTHUR:
What?
GALAHAD:
He says they’ve already got one!
ARTHUR:
Are you sure he’s got one?
FRENCH GUARD:
Oh, yes. It’s very nice-a.
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
It’s not useless, HG, you can mow the lawn growing on your carpet!
Argh! Buy it and it’s DIVORCE! What a pointless racket. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t have looked at this thing right after waking up.
Don’t worry dear, I wouldn’t dare buy something so useless and annoying. Or at least, if I did, I wouldn’t bring it home. 😉
It’s not useless, it has a USB hub! 😉
Yes, but I already have plenty of USB hubs, so it would be useless — to me.
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scene 8:
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!