“Paris Hilton Says She’s Changed”

I’ve posted several things already today, and had planned to leave the blog alone until tomorrow, but this one is just too juicy to pass up.

Since I’ve already mentioned the Paris Hilton story a few times, I figured it was okay to continue following it. From this page:

She says she was depressed after her first few days behind bars. She told Walters she wasn’t eating or sleeping, and that she felt as if she were “in a cage.”

DUH!