My Internet connection (and phone line) will be down this morning. If all goes well, it’ll be back before noon, at the new place; if it doesn’t, I’ll be back as soon as I’m able.
I’d like to officially thank our friends c-square, W, and B for helping us with the main part of the move yesterday, and everyone else for the well-wishes. See y’all on the flip side! 
I guess you might miss this message with me sticking my tongue out at you then.
Good luck on your move! 