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		<title>&#8220;Conclusive PROOF of human activity causing glacier to VANISH&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/02/07/the-real-life-ice-pirates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Designer ice cubes&#8220;? More proof that life imitates art, I guess.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/07/glacier_robber/">Designer ice cubes</a>&#8220;? More proof that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/">life imitates art</a>, I guess. <img src='http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>&#8220;Daily Feline Info&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/02/06/to-unsubscribe-please-circumnavigate-the-globe-in-a-rickshaw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Head Geek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t tell whether this is the funniest thing I&#8217;ve ever heard, or the most appalling. Or maybe both.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t tell whether <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oji5j/what_is_the_best_prankpractical_joke_that_youve/c3hvf7x">this</a> is the funniest thing I&#8217;ve ever heard, or the most appalling. Or maybe both. <img src='http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>&#8220;Earphones know left from right even when you don&#8217;t&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/02/05/righty-tighty-lefty-loosey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Head Geek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now why hasn&#8217;t anyone thought of something like this before? Practically everyone uses earphones these days, and I for one always have to look at the blasted things to figure out which one is supposed to go in which ear. Maybe most people just don&#8217;t bother? Of course, from the consumer&#8217;s end this will probably [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now why hasn&#8217;t anyone thought of something like <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57369818-1/earphones-know-left-from-right-even-when-you-dont/?tag=nl.e404">this</a> before? Practically everyone uses earphones these days, and I for one always have to look at the blasted things to figure out which one is supposed to go in which ear. Maybe most people just don&#8217;t bother?</p>

<p>Of course, from the consumer&#8217;s end this will probably be a very pricey convenience for a long time, once it&#8217;s available at all. But from a business perspective, it just goes to prove that there are still little things right under your nose that you could improve, and likely make a bundle doing so.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Study links dim wits to conservative ideology&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/02/04/dumb-kids-turn-into-conservative-bigot-adults/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Head Geek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;US, UK research: Thick kids more likely to become bigots&#8220;. Ouch. I&#8217;ve often thought that today&#8217;s conservatives weren&#8217;t the brightest bulbs on the whole, and wondered whether there was some causal link there, but to have it bluntly spelled out like that is pretty damning. Maybe these studies should be publicized a lot more. Nobody [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/03/thick_kids_racist/">US, UK research: Thick kids more likely to become bigots</a>&#8220;.</p>

<p>Ouch. I&#8217;ve often thought that today&#8217;s conservatives weren&#8217;t the brightest bulbs on the whole, and wondered whether there was some causal link there, but to have it bluntly spelled out like that is pretty damning.</p>

<p>Maybe these studies should be publicized a lot more. Nobody wants to be labeled a dunce, so it might cut down on racism, homophobia, and Tea Party Republicans all at once. <img src='http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

<p>(I have to point out that this refers only to <em>today&#8217;s</em> conservatives. Conservatism was a respectable position twenty or thirty years ago, it has just been hijacked more recently by the anyone-different-must-be-destroyed crowd, and the politicians willing to pander to them.)</p>
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		<title>&#8220;iPhone doc will detect cancer, diabetes &#8211; boffins&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/02/02/dammit-jim-im-an-iphone-not-a-doctor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Head Geek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never thought that I&#8217;d live to see a working Star Trek-esque medical tricorder, but it seems that I might&#8230; at least a poor-man&#8217;s version of one, that requires placing a sample on or in the device. Even better, the smartphones we&#8217;re toting around today might already have all the hardware needed, if I&#8217;m reading [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never thought that I&#8217;d live to see a working <em>Star Trek</em>-esque medical tricorder, but <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/31/touch_screen_diagnosis/">it seems that I might</a>&#8230; at least a poor-man&#8217;s version of one, that requires placing a sample on or in the device. Even better, the smartphones we&#8217;re toting around today might already have all the hardware needed, if I&#8217;m reading that right.</p>

<p>(Of course, I&#8217;ll believe it when I see it &#8212; too many of these pie-in-the-sky tech advances get mentioned once or twice, then vanish, never to be seen again. But it&#8217;s exciting to think that it might actually work.)</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Golden booty-shakin&#8217; bug named after pop diva Beyoncé&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/01/25/shake-your-tail-elsewhere-you-bug-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Head Geek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As someone who&#8217;s dealt with horse-flies, this seems to be a questionable honor.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As someone who&#8217;s dealt with horse-flies, <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/16/beyonce_horse_fly_new_species/">this</a> seems to be a questionable honor. <img src='http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>&#8220;Authentication by &#8216;Cognitive Footprint&#8217;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/01/24/gregory-where-are-you-gregory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Head Geek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This entry could almost have come from Geek Drivel: [...] I remember reading a science fiction story about a computer worm that searched for people this way: going from computer to computer, trying to identify a specific individual. I immediately thought of The Adolescence of P-1, one of my teenage favorites, and I was tickled [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2012/01/authentication_1.html">This entry</a> could almost have come from Geek Drivel:</p>

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  <p>[...] I remember reading a science fiction story about a computer worm that searched for people this way: going from computer to computer, trying to identify a specific individual.</p>
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<p>I immediately thought of <em>The Adolescence of P-1</em>, one of my teenage favorites, and I was tickled to see that someone else had the same thought in the comments. <img src='http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>&#8220;MPAA Directly &amp; Publicly Threatens Politicians Who Aren&#8217;t Corrupt Enough To Stay Bought&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/01/23/when-i-buy-you-youd-better-well-stay-bought-dammit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Head Geek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the SOPA drama last week? It has given MPAA not-quite-lobbyist Chris Dodd a bad case of foot-in-mouth: he publicly threatened politicians who&#8217;d taken MPAA money for not doing what the MPAA wanted. On national television, no less. Un-freakin&#8217;-believable. And just this side of actually criminal. Dodd is a former senator &#8212; he should know [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember <a href="http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/01/21/not-today-not-tomorrow/">the SOPA drama</a> last week? It has given MPAA not-quite-lobbyist Chris Dodd a bad case of foot-in-mouth: he <a href="http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120120/14472117492/mpaa-directly-publicly-threatens-politicians-who-arent-corrupt-enough-to-stay-bought.shtml">publicly threatened politicians</a> who&#8217;d taken MPAA money for not doing what the MPAA wanted. On national television, no less.</p>

<p>Un-freakin&#8217;-believable. And just this side of actually criminal. Dodd is a former senator &#8212; he should <em>know</em> that the money-for-votes relationship is illegal, and must remain an unspoken truth. Now he&#8217;s confirmed what everyone knew was the case, but had no evidence for: that SOPA/PIPA were written by the entertainment industry, and that that industry considers its donations to be bribes and expects the laws they want to be passed because of them.</p>

<p>(Hint, Mr. Dodd: the polite fiction is that campaign donations are no-strings-attached gifts, presumably because the politician in question has views compatible with the gift-giver and the gift-giver wants to help ensure that the politician is elected. Crossing that line is illegal. I shouldn&#8217;t have to be telling you this.)</p>

<p>If the MPAA doesn&#8217;t fire Dodd over that comment, they&#8217;ll prove they&#8217;re just as stupid and out-of-touch as he just shown himself to be.</p>

<p><strong>EDIT, 2012-01-25:</strong> Hm, maybe this <em>was</em> <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/23/mpaa_bribery_petition_white_house/">actually criminal</a>. Some people think so, anyway. I rather hope that this probe happens, though realistically I expect Obama and other politicians won&#8217;t dare to upset the MPAA any further by investigating them&#8230; unless, of course, enough people demand it. I also expect that, if such an investigation is started, it will be a sham, and everyone will know it.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Ten 100-year predictions that came true&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/01/22/now-how-about-some-lottery-numbers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Head Geek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the poor accuracy of professional science fiction authors even in &#8220;near-future&#8221; SF, this guy&#8216;s track record is nothing short of amazing. Too bad he can&#8217;t be around to enjoy his success, but when you&#8217;re making predictions for a century hence, that&#8217;s a bit problematic.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Considering the poor accuracy of professional science fiction authors even in &#8220;near-future&#8221; SF, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16444966">this guy</a>&#8216;s track record is nothing short of amazing. Too bad he can&#8217;t be around to enjoy his success, but when you&#8217;re making predictions for a century hence, that&#8217;s a bit problematic. <img src='http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>&#8220;Man proposes with fantastic Lego video&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2012/01/17/your-love-is-like-a-lot-of-small-interlocking-plastic-bricks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People can get pretty creative when it comes to marriage proposals (I know I spent a great deal of time planning mine out). Women seem to really like that stuff too, so I don&#8217;t see the practice dying out any time soon. This is a good example of the genre, as well as pretty amusing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People can get pretty creative when it comes to marriage proposals (I know I spent a great deal of time planning mine out). Women seem to really like that stuff too, so I don&#8217;t see the practice dying out any time soon. <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-13772_3-57355705-52/man-proposes-with-fantastic-lego-video/?tag=nl.e404">This</a> is a good example of the genre, as well as pretty amusing.</p>
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