Apparently every cloud does have a silver lining. I don’t know what it might be for the Gulf oil spill though.
The silver lining: “All you need to do to refill your car’s oil is go to the beach.”
Yes, I know motor oil and crude oil are different, I just wanted to be crude…
You think you’re so slick.
“Slick” is not too bad a fueling for an old fossil like me….
Don’t burn all your bridges, or you’ll be in deep (fat fryer).
That’s pretty bad, you’re really castor-ing around for a pun, aren’t you?
I thought that one up while I was on the can(ola).
I never think much on the commode, not even corn-y puns.
(By the way, the Vilna Gaon, a famous 18th century Rabbi, kept a geometry text in the commode for reading, and wrote a book on geometry from what he thought of during that time!)
Must’ve been a gas.
In more ways than one, perhaps, but I’d rather not get into that line of pun thread or Olive to regret it.
Just thought I’d plant the (lin)seed of an idea.
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The silver lining: “All you need to do to refill your car’s oil is go to the beach.”
Yes, I know motor oil and crude oil are different, I just wanted to be crude…
You think you’re so slick.
“Slick” is not too bad a fueling for an old fossil like me….
Don’t burn all your bridges, or you’ll be in deep (fat fryer).
That’s pretty bad, you’re really castor-ing around for a pun, aren’t you?
I thought that one up while I was on the can(ola).
I never think much on the commode, not even corn-y puns.
(By the way, the Vilna Gaon, a famous 18th century Rabbi, kept a geometry text in the commode for reading, and wrote a book on geometry from what he thought of during that time!)
Must’ve been a gas.
In more ways than one, perhaps, but I’d rather not get into that line of pun thread or Olive to regret it.
Just thought I’d plant the (lin)seed of an idea.