Comments on: “…the most useless thing I have ever seen.” http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2008/07/05/the-most-useless-thing-i-have-ever-seen/ Miscellaneous ramblings on miscellaneous topics Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:47:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Ploni Almoni http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2008/07/05/the-most-useless-thing-i-have-ever-seen/#comment-1752 Ploni Almoni Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:56:03 +0000 http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/?p=552#comment-1752 I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

]]> By: Head Geek http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2008/07/05/the-most-useless-thing-i-have-ever-seen/#comment-1745 Head Geek Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:21:11 +0000 http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/?p=552#comment-1745 Yes, but I already <em>have</em> plenty of USB hubs, so it <em>would</em> be useless -- to me. From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, <a href="http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-08.htm" rel="nofollow">Scene 8</a>: <blockquote>FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet? ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this? FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard. ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. ARTHUR: What? GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one? FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a.</blockquote> Yes, but I already have plenty of USB hubs, so it would be useless — to me.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scene 8:

FRENCH GUARD:
Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR:
It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD:
This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR:
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD:
Well, I’ll ask him, but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. Uh, he’s already got one, you see.
ARTHUR:
What?
GALAHAD:
He says they’ve already got one!
ARTHUR:
Are you sure he’s got one?
FRENCH GUARD:
Oh, yes. It’s very nice-a.

]]> By: Ploni Almoni http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2008/07/05/the-most-useless-thing-i-have-ever-seen/#comment-1744 Ploni Almoni Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:48:59 +0000 http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/?p=552#comment-1744 It's not useless, it has a USB hub! ;-) It’s not useless, it has a USB hub! ;-)

]]> By: Head Geek http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2008/07/05/the-most-useless-thing-i-have-ever-seen/#comment-1742 Head Geek Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:18:09 +0000 http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/?p=552#comment-1742 Don't worry dear, I wouldn't dare buy something so useless and annoying. Or at least, if I did, I wouldn't bring it home. ;-) Don’t worry dear, I wouldn’t dare buy something so useless and annoying. Or at least, if I did, I wouldn’t bring it home. ;-)

]]> By: GoddessJ http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2008/07/05/the-most-useless-thing-i-have-ever-seen/#comment-1736 GoddessJ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:30:39 +0000 http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/?p=552#comment-1736 Argh! Buy it and it's DIVORCE! What a pointless racket. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have looked at this thing right after waking up. Argh! Buy it and it’s DIVORCE! What a pointless racket. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t have looked at this thing right after waking up.

]]> By: Ploni Almoni http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/2008/07/05/the-most-useless-thing-i-have-ever-seen/#comment-1732 Ploni Almoni Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:30:28 +0000 http://geekblog.oakcircle.com/?p=552#comment-1732 It's not useless, HG, you can mow the lawn growing on your carpet! It’s not useless, HG, you can mow the lawn growing on your carpet!

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