“…the most useless thing I have ever seen.”

Yes Chris, it probably is. But you’ve got to admit, it does look neat. :-)

6 Responses to ““…the most useless thing I have ever seen.””

  1. Ploni Almoni Says:

    It’s not useless, HG, you can mow the lawn growing on your carpet!

  2. GoddessJ Says:

    Argh! Buy it and it’s DIVORCE! What a pointless racket. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t have looked at this thing right after waking up.

  3. Head Geek Says:

    Don’t worry dear, I wouldn’t dare buy something so useless and annoying. Or at least, if I did, I wouldn’t bring it home. ;-)

  4. Ploni Almoni Says:

    It’s not useless, it has a USB hub! ;-)

  5. Head Geek Says:

    Yes, but I already have plenty of USB hubs, so it would be useless — to me.

    From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scene 8:

    FRENCH GUARD:
    Allo! Who is eet?
    ARTHUR:
    It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
    FRENCH GUARD:
    This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
    ARTHUR:
    Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
    FRENCH GUARD:
    Well, I’ll ask him, but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. Uh, he’s already got one, you see.
    ARTHUR:
    What?
    GALAHAD:
    He says they’ve already got one!
    ARTHUR:
    Are you sure he’s got one?
    FRENCH GUARD:
    Oh, yes. It’s very nice-a.

  6. Ploni Almoni Says:

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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