Comments on: “Happy Canada Day!”

By: Ploni Almoni

Ploni Almoni — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:27:02 +0000

That’s what they get for having the world’s longest undefended border, eh? Canada’s not a real country! Hosers.

By: Head Geek

Head Geek — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:12:15 +0000

Of course they don’t live there — they just swim up (under the radar, so to speak) and stay until Canadian Immigrations catches them and they get deported. Then they sneak in again a few weeks later.

The Canadian government knows about the problem, of course, but if they cracked down on illegal penguin immigrants, they’d have to rely on dogsleds for all the mail.

By: Ploni Almoni

Ploni Almoni — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:43:06 +0000

Penguins live in the south pole. Even I, with my rudimentary US geography knowledge, know that penguins don’t live in Canada. The weather’s too bad there.

By: Head Geek

Head Geek — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:48:24 +0000

What, you’ve never heard of carrier penguins? Though there are some problems with them…

By: Ploni Almoni

Ploni Almoni — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:39:10 +0000

Yeah, everybody knows that Canada is too cold for railroads. Bobsled teams are the only form of transportation there. Here, for example, is an article about the capital of it’s biggest province, Nunavut.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iqaluit

It is only accessible from the air, and at about 2,000 people, is the largest city of Canada’s biggest province, Nunavut. (Formerly part of the Northwest Territory.)