“The bride wore white, 2-ply toilet paper”

One of the stranger stories I’ve read recently. (I’m just glad it didn’t rain.) ;-)

38 Responses to ““The bride wore white, 2-ply toilet paper””

  1. Joshua Lee Says:

    I note the wedding was in Times Square. Since Flushing, Queens is also in NYC, maybe the bride is from there?

  2. Head Geek Says:

    And, being in New York, I’m sure there were several homeless people attending the wedding too. You know… floaters. ;-)

    (Okay, this thread is quickly sinking to gutter-levels.)

  3. Joshua Lee Says:

    On Macy’s day there’s a lot of… floaters in NYC. *This* kind of floater gives the saying “raining on their parade” a whole new meaning though.

  4. Head Geek Says:

    This conversation is quickly vanishing down the toilet, so I’m heading for the exit while I still can. :-)

  5. Joshua Lee Says:

    Why stop? This thread is on a roll!

  6. Head Geek Says:

    Because it stinks. :-)

  7. Joshua Lee Says:

    Stinks? You’ve been having too much pot.

  8. Head Geek Says:

    I never touch the stuff. But I can’t see any way to continue this thread in good taste… maybe I’ll switch to one of those old eighties computers, so that I don’t corrupt this one’s morals. A Commode-Door 64 would fit right in. ;-)

  9. Joshua Lee Says:

    You mostly find C=64’s in the dump nowadays, this is giving Pee-Cees a whole new meaning.

  10. Head Geek Says:

    I see this thread is plumbing the depths of muck. Put a lid on it!

  11. Joshua Lee Says:

    That would be relieving, wouldn’t it. I won’t give it a rest (room) though.

  12. Head Geek Says:

    I mean it: can it. It tanked a long time ago, I don’t think it could sink much lower.

  13. Joshua Lee Says:

    Getting the runs? You’ll never rear-end this thread!

  14. Head Geek Says:

    You’re flying by the seat of your pants, and you’re starting to crack.

  15. Joshua Lee Says:

    You haven’t bowled me over, make me give up after I decided to take the plunge?

  16. Head Geek Says:

    I don’t know about taking the plunge, but you’re certainly circling the drain. ;-)

  17. Joshua Lee Says:

    Pipe down! You won’t make me say “au reservoir”!

  18. Head Geek Says:

    I think you’re tapped out.

    (With friends like you, who needs foe-cets?)

  19. Joshua Lee Says:

    You think you’re such a whizz at pun threads, well, in this one u’r-in-e for it!

  20. Head Geek Says:

    Ha — I’m a-head of you already. You’re just full of piss and vinegar. You might as well give up, you’re writing nothing but crap now anyway.

  21. Joshua Lee Says:

    I fart in your general direction!

  22. Head Geek Says:

    “And wave my private parts at your aunties!” Throw in the towel friend, you’re out-classed.

  23. Joshua Lee Says:

    I’m not terry-fied by your towel remark, of course, this thread *does* need its mouth washed out with soap…

  24. Head Geek Says:

    And out-gunned. Not to mention out-housed.

  25. Joshua Lee Says:

    Out-gunned? That’s bul$let.. You’ve got that back-wards, John.

    (Sorry for not getting back, computer trouble. Lost my crypto keys again too, after the remodeling something happened to half my backup disks; I hope the workers didn’t grab ‘em. They’ll probably be puzzled by the Linux distros, my crypto keys though are missing. I suppose they were hoping on snagging warez or something else illegal.

    (Funny, for someone who hates the *AA, I don’t do illegal activity of that nature anymore; I hate them for inconveniencing paying customers; the only thing their DRM activities do, also for persecuting children and getting college students expelled via harassment, and encouraging computer software makers to mangle operating systems. Half of Vista’s problems are simply because the movie and music MAFIAAs think computers shouldn’t be able to do elementary operations like move things around in memory in an efficient and bug-free manner.)

    I managed to restore most of my iPod music between a month-old iTunes backup disk, eMusic’s handy ability to redownload stuff for free as long as you subscribe (why does Amazon and iTunes make you pay twice to re-download stuff, especially in the case of iTunes when the system is adaquately DRM’d anyway?) and Copytrans to move stuff back from my iPod into iTunes. (An excellent program, but I shouldn’t need it. Thanks Apple.)

    Of course, now that Amazon has all the labels on board, the iTunes store is probably going to be history here for the most part, and I’ll back up my MP3s more conventionally directly from folders, with less and less of my collection DRM’d or at best accessed from a proprietary database only with transfers and backups only from iTunes and special non-free (in both senses) programs. My 3rd generation iPod Nano is nice, and my particular model is fairly priced with the competition, but it *would* be nice if it were a glorified thumbdrive with earphones. ;-) )

  26. Head Geek Says:

    Generate new keys, I’ll get them via a secure channel, as last time.

  27. Joshua Lee Says:

    To keep the thread rolling, a secure back-channel? What about if someone, um, cracks that?

  28. Head Geek Says:

    If you drop your keys in the bowl, I’m not fishing them out. ;-)

  29. Joshua Lee Says:

    Don’t (toilet)brush to conclusions…

  30. Head Geek Says:

    Oh (sham)poo, you’re just no fun. I should have expected that, I know I can always count(er) on you to be a wet towel.

  31. Joshua Lee Says:

    Hence, this thread is the thread of the bridal shower.

  32. Head Geek Says:

    If it were, I’d expect it to be a lot cleaner. “(Gr)out, (gr)out, damned spot!” :-)

  33. Joshua Lee Says:

    This thread doesn’t fit that mold I suppose. Mildew better next time.

  34. Head Geek Says:

    I think it’s time to pull the drain-plug on this one. It has finally come to a (shower)head, and there are faucets to it that are just too disturbing to consider.

  35. Joshua Lee Says:

    No, Ivory think this one could flow indefinitely, until we get tiled of it.

  36. Head Geek Says:

    Yes, or until we decide to (Bor)ax it. (Which the spam-catcher nearly did — your comment was “in moderation” because it had been so long since the last comment on this one.) It’s (shower) curtains for you, my friend.

  37. Joshua Lee Says:

    “Shower” has already been said in this thread!

    I feel like I’ve won… Dial for dollars. ;-)

  38. Head Geek Says:

    “Shower curtain” hadn’t, so you’d better Irish-Spring into action again. :-)

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