“Santa putting children’s information at risk, warn experts”
After all the major privacy blunders in the past few years, by both private corporations and government agencies, this tongue-in-cheek warning isn’t likely to raise any eyebrows at all.
After all the major privacy blunders in the past few years, by both private corporations and government agencies, this tongue-in-cheek warning isn’t likely to raise any eyebrows at all.
December 31st, 2007 at 1:07 am
That warning should come with an insantaty claus.
December 31st, 2007 at 1:57 am
You’re really asking for it.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:17 am
Rein(deer) in your aggression, or I shall sleigh you!
January 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Ho-ho-hold on there. There’s snow reason to be so nasty, you know.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:01 am
I can’t give you a break though, I’m worried you’ll Nick-le and dime me to death.
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
Bah, humbug. This is like the time my wife argued with our guide on a vacation. She said that it looked like it was snowing on the mountain we were looking at, but our Russian guide Rudi insisted that it was actually raining. I finally had to point out: “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
January 5th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Well, considering how much *I* know about Santa-lore, I would consider giving up with a sigh-beria, but I’ll steppe up to the plate and continue.
January 5th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Yes, don’t go yet(i), I’m just toying with you.
January 6th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Well, Santa apparently makes some children happy, and the Jewish children sad. He’s popular though, because he wins the majority of the poles.
January 6th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Forgot the bi-polar pun, oops! I’ll try to dancer around that one.
January 6th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Don’t worry about the children, they can take care of thems-elves.
January 6th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Donner about that….
January 7th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Are you sure? You might want to check it. Twice.
January 12th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I will, the next time I’m coming to town.
January 13th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
When you think about it, Santa’s database is the ultimate hacker target. It includes everything about you… not only whether you’ve been bad or good, but when you’re sleeping or awake too, something that neither Homeland Security nor the various commercial databases can even hope to match (yet, anyway).
Let’s hope that he doesn’t give his passwords to a Vixen with a big smile and a nice set of… Christmas ornaments.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Or a Dancer, with a nice set of um, menorahs. (You say why I should bring up menorahs? Well, nobody can hold a candle to this dancer!
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January 15th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Foul! You used “dancer” in the bi-polar entry!
January 17th, 2008 at 5:37 am
January 17th, 2008 at 8:37 am
I win, I win!
O come, all ye Grateful,
Deadheads to the concert.
O come, Grateful Deadheads,
And camp in the street.
Bring rolling papers,
Don’t forget your sleeping bags.
O come get us some floor seats,
We’ve followed them for four weeks,
O come get us some floor seats,
To see the Lord.
O come, all ye hippies,
Throwbacks to the Sixties.
Paint flowers on your van,
And don’t wash your feet.
Wear your bell-bottoms,
And your tie-dye t-shirts.
O come let us adore them,
We’ve quit our day jobs for them,
O come let us adore, them,
Garcia’s the Lord.
– Bob Rivers, “O Come All Ye Grateful Deadheads”
January 31st, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I guess now that Jerry is dead, he’s grateful.